Season tickets make you sexy, save kittens

Who doesn't love them some Jobsite? And who doesn't like to save lots of money?

So this whole buying season tickets to Jobsite and saving a whole bunch of money at the same time should be a no-brainer. Like stealing kids in a barrel or shooting ducks in a candy store.

Today is the FINAL DAY to save 30% off your 2009-10 Jobsite season tickets. As of tomorrow, season tickets will only save you 20% off the cost of tickets. Keep in mind, whether you buy today or tomorrow that all season tickets come with a one-time $10 processing fee per order instead of a per-ticket service charge - which saves you even more money.

Buy today and you're basically saving about $60 per person per year on some damn fine theater.

Season tickets, for today only, are still just $102.90 per person for one ticket to each of the 6 shows in our 2009-10 season. On top of that you get free admission into all Job-side Projects, save 10% when you want to buy extra tickets to come back or bring friends and guarantees your seats all season to shows that often sell out in advance. You can also always switch your tickets around from one night to another down the road if things come up to help accommodate a busy life on the go.

Season tickets make you a better human being, gives your hair more body (or maybe gives your body more hair?), improves liver and kidney function and makes you more attractive to those you want to be more attractive for. If that's not working for you - Jobsite Theater ensemble members are also constantly saving kitties and puppies with money they make from shows and so buying season tickets helps ensure they're able to keep up with all the food and vet bills.

Think of the kitties and puppies.

Or just think of all the rad shows we bring you, and how bad it would suck if we had to pack up shop and just all get jobs in a coffee house.

Then imagine yourself making a real difference by picking up the phone and buying those glorious, sexy, baby animal saving season tickets. Just don't imagine it, do it for real. Imagine you only imagined it if that's what you need to do.

It'll be exhilarating. You might even need a shower afterwards.

It'll also set you up all year to a bunch of great shows and put money back in your pocket all while helping ensure that Jobsite can keep producing top-quality cutting-edge theater for years to come, and that's no joke.